Concise Dictionary of Mini-Biography

Mr. Marsden and I were conversing on MSN the other evening, after about how condensed you could make someones biography. Here are the best of our attempts:

Stalin, Middle class family, dabbled in politics, died

Holt, Prime Minister of Australia, went for a swim

Karl Marx, wrote one book too many,

JF Kenndy, slept around a bit, likes airports

DeGaulle, resigned, 1969, also likes airports

John Lennon, orphan, sang songs, also loves a good airport

Jeffery Archer, toss pot

Henry VIII, domestic trouble

Winston Churchil, unpopular with the welsh

Richard Whiteley, sometimes played the numbers game

Lance Armstrong, quitter

Harold Bishop, good egg

Boycott, exciting

Idi Amin, misunderstood

George W. Bush Jnr., misunderestimated

Robert Mugabe, high maintenance wife

Charlie Chaplin, a bit quiet

Charles Ingram, an arse

Charles Kennedy, Scotch

Brian Blessed, a good laugh

Roald Amendsen. Who??????

Marie Antoinette, modest

George W. Bush Jnr, freedom fighter

The lion's share of these were created by Mr. Marsden. I hope you liked them and I now give you the opportunity to add some more of your own. Simply add a comment. I think we should also thank Mr. Marsden for providing us with a link to an amusing factpage about Chuck Norris, that can be found here:

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

Enjoy.